Back from hols!!!

Well, hello everybody!!! Did you miss me??? That's right! I've been on holiday!!! Fantastic time at Tifton Head, sun-trap of the South Coast!!! Lots of donkey derby and Race the Snail!!! Faberoonysville!!!

I will write again soon - not least because it's been Edinburgh Festival time again, and a dysxelic theatre company ETIX SAGET FELT, mounted my oeuf BRIEF CANDLE!!! I have no idea how it went but they've promised to send the two reviews and pay me royalties!!! Which is great!!! I'll let you know, okay?!!!

Keep reading my blog!!! You know it makes cents!!! (That's a joke for my off-Broadway chums!!!)