Phew! Where did I go???

Hello, fans! It's me - Shaun! Guess what! I've decided to become a PHOLISIPHER! Like my all time hero, Alan de Button! What a great name, eh? I wonder - should I also call myself something mysterious? How about Shaooon de Spok? I mean, I do want to be taken seriously after all, and a poncy name helps (apparently). Anyway, I just wanted to say hi and let you all know I've not been ill or lazy, just caught up in my theatrical duties for the last 2 years (you know, getting real by signing on and discovering its not all first nights and rapturous applause).

I'll have a good think soon and be offering up my thoughts and musings here. I know it's got to be deep, so it'll probably be something like this:

In an era of continuous change, the wise man pauses... ...and only then moves on. The challenge is in the pause, not the moving on(ness).

Here is another pholisipher, the great Prof. Wensleydale Smith MFI of Frinton University, discussing the perils of language, arguabably the lingua franca de nos jours:

Until next time, quod erat demonstrandum!